So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
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