omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
Randomize
