"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
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