By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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