Small penises have feelings too.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
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