Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
How come I'm the only one who's around when people show up? I had just taken a shit, I wasn't wearing pants, phantom of the opera was playing and the fridge said PENIS.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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