Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
vagina is talking i cant
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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