doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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