Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
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