i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
Randomize
