He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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