dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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