Grow some girl-balls and come out already
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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