you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
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