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Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Rumble strips road head = magical
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
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