This is not my ceiling
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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