i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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