all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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