You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
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