We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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