I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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