Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
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