Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
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