someone get that fucking seahorse.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
The convent might be a nice break from real life
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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