this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
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