Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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