Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
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