why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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