She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
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