So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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