toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
Randomize