so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I'm sobbing to NWA
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
