Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
There's a woman at Starbucks that keeps pushing her stroller into me.
Punch her baby.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Randomize
