have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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