It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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