I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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