:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
last night I used snow as a chaser
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