So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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