Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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