How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
