Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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