i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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