It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Randomize