But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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