I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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