I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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