If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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