franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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