you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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