Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Someone stole a lamp last night.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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