capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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