he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
Dear god my vagina.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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