Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
Drunk is not a location!
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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