i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
My ass is underappreciated
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
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